Playas, Pimps & HO'z

One, two, three and to the fo’. B-R-A-D and Guava Fig is at the do’. Ready to make an entrance, so back on up, ‘cause you know we’re ‘bout to rip ish up. It’s the Meph-Heads Mixtape, Volume 1, 2026. 

Side A: Guava Fig.
From a 2020 grow-out, she stood right out,

pungent in the jar, fire flavour in the mouth.
First Fig Farms cut, she stood out from the pack,
we knew we had to work it, no fluff, no cap.

Side B: Double Grape.
Double Grape as the hype-man, she’s got frost on tap,
first Artisanal she headlined, she put Mephisto on the map.
She’s the gateway strain, from London to LA,
ish so strong, you’ll be posted up, out the way.

We’ve paired our Guava Fig with a number of stand-out selections from our catalogue. As true F1 Limited Editions, these strains have been tested by a handful of community members in advance of the release, but haven’t had the extensive mass-testing that a main catalogue strain goes through. Available exclusively in packs of 5 seeds.

Aroma: Medium, rotting fruit + cheesy funk in grow; gassy fruity cheesy after cure
Notes: Trim ease 5/5, trichomes 5/5, colored up beautifully, “trichome machine”

Playas, Pimps & Ho’z brings that dirty-sweet groove, kicking off in the grow with a rotting fruit funk and a hint of cheesy backnote that stays medium loud but unmistakable. Come harvest and cure, it tightens up into a gassy, fruity, cheesy profile that hits the jar like it’s got something to prove. She runs a classic Christmas-tree shape and turns into a straight trichome machine with a beautiful color-up at the finish, stacking super dense smaller buds everywhere, even down low where most plants phone it in. The smoke is pure good-time material, stoned to the bone with itchy eyes and giggles, the kind of high that shuts off responsibilities and turns the night into a comedy special.