Schoolyard Crush

We’ve always had a soft spot for the incredible work done by Gage Green Group (GGG). Whether you’re a Meph Head new or old, you’ll know all about our legendary Sour Stomper—born from a killer selection of GGG’s Grape Stomper OG crossed to our own Sour Crack. It debuted as part of our first-ever Artisanal Automatics release back in 2016, quickly became a fan favourite, and has been a staple in countless limited-edition drops. To this day, it’s still on a lot of Meph Heads’ wish lists for good reason—it’s that damn good.

When the chance came to give a proper nod to both Sour Stomper and the legends at GGG, we didn’t hesitate. Our vision was clear, take an already sought-after, highly regarded elite photoperiod and push it to the next level. 

We first acquired our High School Sweetheart seed stock in 2018. The F0 run took place in 2019, followed by the F1 run in 2021. During each selection, we prioritised extreme frost levels, ensuring the resin production was second to none. Bud structure was another key factor, allowing us to retain the distinct growth profile of the photoperiod parent while adapting it into an auto form. We also worked to bring forward a unique and standout flavour that would make this strain instantly recognisable.

The decision to pair Sour Stomper with High School Sweetheart wasn’t just about lineage—it was about legacy. With GGG at the heart of both parent strains, this project felt like the perfect way to honour some of the finest photoperiod genetics in the game.

Schoolyard Crush is a pleasure to grow, showing exceptional uniformity and consistency even from the early generations. When it comes to the smoke, it’s rich, flavourful, and truly something special. This one has quickly become one of Tim’s personal favourites, and after all the work put into it, we can confidently say it’s one of the highlights of our last few years of releases.

Schoolyard Crush is a frost-packed explosion of sweetness, offering a unique cherry and peach-forward flavour profile and lavender-kissed, frost-packed nugs complimented by a vibrant sunburst fade.

She grows with a slender, medium-sized frame, making her an easy fit in any setup. With an apically dominant structure and a medium stretch through transition, she builds out conical, knuckled buds with impressive density. Trichome production is off the charts—sticky, greasy, and straight-up mouth-watering. The lack of excess foliage makes for effortless maintenance and an easy trim come harvest time.

A dream to grow, she’s consistent and forgiving, handling a range of conditions like a champ. However, she has shown a little nutrient sensitivity early on, so make sure that you keep that schedule in check as she starts her growth stage. Her swollen bracts and high surface-area coverage mean she’s a prime candidate for hash-making, with trichomes stacking up in all the right places.

Once cured, Schoolyard Crush comes alive with a punchy, fruit-laced aroma, with some sweet, smokey BBQ flavours added into the mix. The smoke is thick and expansive, delivering a well-balanced high that’s uplifting yet mellow, hitting that sweet spot between cerebral stimulation and physical relaxation. She’s the kind of strain that suits any time of day—social, creative, or just kicking back in the evening.

For those with a sweet tooth, this one ticks all the boxes. She’s easy to manage, highly rewarding, and an absolute flavour bomb. If you’re after a top-tier autoflower that blends exceptional frost, vibrant flavours, and a standout high, Schoolyard Crush is a must-have in the collection.